Name that Fish: Crazy Kwikfish Edition


So, here’s a slightly different twist on our good ol’ Name that Fish Game. While buying hooks in a funky little tackle shop in a funky little town deep in the California Delta, I found this Kwikfish hanging alone on a peg next to a bunch of striper lures, its package covered in a 1/8-inch of dust.

I’ve never seen this color before, so I had to buy it just for kicks. It didn’t have the name of this paint job on the back of the package, so I’m leaving it up to you guys…what the heck should the name of this baby be (or let me know if you have encountered this pattern before and know the actual name). Use the comments section below to Name this Kwikfish! I’m thinking some sort of Lady of the Night theme may be appropriate here…you know, like “Red Light Lady” or “Roxanne” or “Street Corner Siren” or “Bunny Ranch Betty” or “Metallic Mistress” or?? You tell me!

33 Responses to Name that Fish: Crazy Kwikfish Edition

  1. larry bailey says:

    salmon succubus

  2. jay k. says:

    Guerneville wiggler

  3. SALTY says:

    FOXY ROXY

  4. howard says:

    “Sky blue pink”

  5. Mark Blahut says:

    Decoration{hang in your garage}

  6. Todd says:

    Gay Pride

  7. shiveley says:

    steve

  8. Doug says:

    How about ” TOO WONG FU!”

  9. John Davis says:

    Salmon Rainbow

  10. jerry k says:

    red hot momma
    bite me

  11. Ray Fairfax says:

    Owsley

  12. Russ Savery says:

    Holly smokes,
    I’am planning a trip with you J.D. later
    in the summer or early fall,as a single and any of these guys
    are more than welcome,I like there imagination and sounds like
    some of the names I would come up with.So if you (JD) are looking to fill a
    single boat let me know. Russ

  13. Repete says:

    Big Brown Beaver Buster
    or
    Penicillin Pike Pussy
    or
    Rockin Red Rosie
    or
    Eat Me~Beat Me~Come On & Please Me

    You get the theme here!

  14. Bill says:

    Oh baby be mine

  15. D says:

    Jimi Hendrix or Foxy Lady

  16. fishbird says:

    Looks alot like ” Batman with Lipstick” just add his little yellow trademark &” WHAM- POW- HOLY KING SALMON – GET THE NET ROBIN” !!!! Maybe a good low lite lure for the early morning bite!!!

  17. Jared says:

    The Midnight Train, or The sucka free fish flash, or The twisted nipple, The nocturnal misstress

  18. Doug says:

    How about Optimus Prime, or Electric Ladyland

  19. Jim D. says:

    That’s the Ken Keasey Koolaid Quickie..

  20. Alan says:

    2-bit whore

  21. shawn says:

    The new (she swallows) kwikfish.

  22. Ray says:

    luscious lady

  23. Beertruck says:

    Neon Tiedye

  24. Lou G says:

    The Customized ’57 Chevy

  25. Bill Zander says:

    Mustang Sally

  26. Asiel says:

    Well, since it looks like a prostitute with red lipstick on…. how about The Hooker.

  27. Asiel says:

    Well, since it looks like a prostitute with red lipstick on…. how about “The Hooker”?

  28. Josh 100lbs club Jordan says:

    How about bare moon Betty or
    Night rider. Or we can get crazy and call it
    Love drunk 69

  29. Jeff Gould says:

    “It OK to be Takei” or “Rainbow River”

  30. Jody says:

    The Bruiser

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