When the the crappies and brownies ain’t biting, bust out “The Floater,” the self-proclaimed “No. 2 Lure that is No. 1″
Features
Produced by Sewer Lure (who else?), The Floater has some extremely impressive features. According to the packaging, The Floater:
• Imitates browns & crappies
• It’s body showcases the exquisite look of fine brown imitation Corinthian leather (with a very rich and healthy glow)
• Hooks that have so much “bling” that fish would close their eyelids…if they had ‘em.
Celebrity Endorsements
But don’t just take it from the manufacturer, listen to what some of the top industry pros have to say about The Floater:
“When I get in a pinch, I always tie on my Floater.” — Fishing Pro, Chuck N. Feecies
“I smell a winner!” — Doug Septiques, author, Drainfield of Dreams
The Test
After extensive testing in the waters downstream of the Sacramento sewer treatment outflow, I can say for certain that the lure floats extremely well…just like the real thing. It also has a very realistic finish, though maybe could use a splash of color (a kernel or two of corn, perhaps?) for the days when the bite goes into the toilet.
Overall, The Floater is a Total Piece of Crap!!
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this looks like poo
Wow. This is incredible. I love the Floater! You mentioned having a piece of corn or two placed on the lure, well let’s go with “The Corn Popper!”
Where did you get this lure?